Ever wondered what the finishing order was in the 1968 Hanna/Barbera cartoon series Wacky Races?

Check out this 1-2-3 guide to the 34 epsiodes

The contestants

No.	......	Drivers	Car	Vocal talent: Dave Willock (Narrator)
1	.....	The Slag Brothers: Rock and Gravel	Bouldermobile	Daws Butler (Rock)/Don Messick (Gravel)
2	.....	Gruesome Twosome	Creepy Coupe	Daws Butler (Big)/Don Messick (Little)
3	.....	Professor Pat Pending	Convert-a-car	Don Messick
4	.....	Red Max	The Crimson Haybailer	Daws Butler
5	.....	Penelope Pitstop	Compact Pussycat	Janet Waldo
6	.....	Sarge Blast and Pvt. Meekley	Army Surplus Special	Daws Butler (Sarge)/Paul Winchell (Meekley)
7	.....	Ant Hill Mob	Bullet Proof Bomb (Chug-a-Boom)	Mel Blanc (Chug-a-Boom)/Paul Winchell (Clyde)/ Don Messick (Ring A Ding, Dum Dum, Snoozy, Zippy, Pockets, Yak Yak)
8	.....	Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear	Arkansas Chug-a-bug	John Stephenson (Luke and Blubber Bear)
9	.....	Peter Perfect	Turbo Terrific	Daws Butler
10	.....	Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth	Buzzwagon	Daws Butler (Rufus)
00	.....	Dick Dastardly and Mutley	Mean Machine	Paul Winchell (Dastardly)/Don Messick (Mutley)

The episodes (not in any production order)

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See-saw to Arkansas

1st

4;

2nd

2;

3rd

10;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly stopped his car before the finish line in a photo finish to pose for the picture
Note: This was the first Wacky Races episode to be broadcast.

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Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist

1st

5;

2nd

2;

3rd

10;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 actually won the race as you slow down the picture - legally !!!
But the episode showed it's own replay which showed Dastardly disqualified for extending the nose cone of the Mean Machine

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Why Oh Why Wyoming

1st

2;

2nd

1;

3rd

8;

4th

10;

5th

6;

6th

5;

7th

4;

8th

3;

9th

9;

10th

7;

11th

00

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly and Mutley were tied to a cactus and crossed the finish line on foot and in last place

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Beat the Clock to Yellow Rock

1st

8;

2nd

10;

3rd

2;

4th

7;

5th

1;

6th

6;

7th

3;

8th

9;

9th

5;

10th

4;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 was seen being juggled by two geysers

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Mish Mash Missouri Dash

1st

3;

2nd

5;

3rd

2;

4th

4;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Luke's cousin, Elmer, shot at 00 and filled it full of holes when he discovered he was lied to by Dastardly about being his cousin.
The 'Double Zero' fell to pieces just before the finish line.
Note: Peter Perfect would have won the race. He screeched to a halt to avoid running over a little kitten who had wandered onto the finish line.

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Idaho A Go Go

1st

1;

2nd

10;

3rd

3;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly was in a cow costume and was being chased by an angry longhorn

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The Baja-Ha-Ha Race

1st

1;

2nd

7;

3rd

4;

4th

3;

5th

2;

6th

6;

7th

5;

8th

9;

9th

8;

10th

10;

11th

00

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly and Mutley crossed the line riding a donkey

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Real Gone Ape

1st

6;

2nd

4;

3rd

10;

4th

7;

5th

2;

6th

5;

7th

3;

8th

9;

9th

1;

10th

8;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 got sat on by a gorilla just before the finishing line

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Free Wheeling to Wheeling

1st

7;

2nd

9;

3rd

5;

4th

2;

5th

1;

6th

4;

7th

6;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
A train caught the hook of a giant crane Dastardly was operating and was towed away

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The Speedy Arkansas Traveller

1st

1;

2nd

7;

3rd

9;

4th

5;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 got stuck in slimy glue

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By Roller Coaster to Upsan Downs

1st

4;

2nd

1;

3rd

10;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 got buried in concrete

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Scout Scatter

1st

10;

2nd

1;

3rd

3;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00's plunger failed to get Dastardly across the line and was left bouncing either side of it.
Note: Five cars were shown crossing the line together and if you slow the picture down the finishing order is 10. 2, 9, 1, 3

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The Zippy Mississippi Race

1st

9;

2nd

7;

3rd

5;

4th

10;

5th

3;

6th

2;

7th

1;

8th

4;

9th

8;

10th

6;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00's gas tank was shot at and the double zero lost all of its fuel

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Traffic Jambalaya

1st

5;

2nd

9;

3rd

2;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly went through a haybaler and came out as a square hay bale and Mutley led him home on a lead

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Hotrace at Chillicothe

1st

6;

2nd

5;

3rd

1;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly got stuck in a hole of a bridge, which was attached to a blimp, which floated away

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The Wrong Lumber Race

1st

10

2nd

7;

3rd

2;

4th

6;

5th

9;

6th

3;

7th

5;

8th

4;

9th

1;

10th

8;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 was sawn in half by a giant buzzsaw just before the finishing line

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Rhode Island Road Race

1st

2;

2nd

1;

3rd

8;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 failed to cross the line when Mutley got left behind

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The Great Cold Rush Race

1st

4;

2nd

8;

3rd

7;

4th

1;

5th

2;

6th

9;

7th

6;

8th

10;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 crossed the finishing line in last place as an inflated balloon

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Wacky Race to Ripsaw

1st

10;

2nd

4;

3rd

1;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 had a car wash and failed to finish

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Oils Well That Ends Well

1st

3;

2nd

6;

3rd

10;

4th

4;

5th

5;

6th

2;

7th

8;

8th

9;

9th

7;

10th

1;

11th

00

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 led the race having heightened its wheels to overtake everybody when it hit the finishing line banner and eventually crossed the line all squashed up

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Whizzin' to Washington

1st

9;

2nd

3;

3rd

8;

4th

6;

5th

2;

6th

5;

7th

1;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly stopped the 00 to give Mutley his autograph before the finishing line

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The Dipsy Doodie Desert Derby

1st

9;

2nd

10;

3rd

2;

4th

1;

5th

6;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly hit a cactus whilst on a flying carpet

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Eeny, Miny Missouri Go

1st

3;

2nd

7;

3rd

5;

4th

10;

5th

1;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
The 'Double Zero' was blown up by fireworks leaving Dastardly and Mutley hanging from a rope attached to a hovering rotor blade

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The Super Silly Swamp Sprint

1st

8;

2nd

10;

3rd

5;

4th

4;

5th

1;

6th

9;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly, disguised as an alligator, was chased by a female alligator which took a fancy to him

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Dopey Dakota Derby

1st

7;

2nd

3;

3rd

4;

4th

5;

5th

8;

6th

6;

7th

9;

8th

2;

9th

1;

other finisher not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly posing as wanted criminal Deadweed Dick was arrested, roped and handcuffed by local sheriff before the finish line

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Dash to Delaware

1st

8;

2nd

10;

3rd

3;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly took a wrong turn and ended up in some mud

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Speeding Smogland

1st

8;

2nd

2;

3rd

4;

4th

10;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
The 'Double Zero' was involved in a multiple collision before the line which caused the swapping of drivers to other cars.
The consequent arrival of the Army Surplus Special which collided with the mayhem returned the drivers to their original cars.
The finishing order of the cars involved in the pile up were 5th 00; 6th 6; 7th 7; 8th 3; 9th 5; 10th 1; 11th 9

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Race to Raleigh

1st

7;

2nd

1;

3rd

9;

4th

2;

5th

3;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
00 fell into a crater before the finish line

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Ball Point, Penn. or Bust

1st

5;

2nd

4;

3rd

7;

4th

1;

5th

9;

6th

10;

7th

8;

8th

6;

9th

2;

other finisher not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Using a police siren Dastardly causes the 00 to miss a bend and hit a boulder and then gets cautioned by a motorcycle cop

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Fast Track to Hackensack

1st

7;

2nd

1;

3rd

2;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
The sheriff of Law 'n' Order caught the 00 using an anchor before they crossed the finish line and arrested Dastardly for firing gun shots

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Race to Racine

1st

2;

2nd

1;

3rd

3;

4th

5;

5th

9;

6th

6;

7th

8;

8th

10;

9th

7;

10th

4;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly used slow motion gas to slow the racers down including himself

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The Carlsbad or Bust Bash

1st

5;

2nd

4;

3rd

1;

4th

6;

5th

8;

6th

3;

other finishers not shown

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Dastardly was being chased by a giant boulder in the Carlsbad Caves

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The Ski Resort Road Race

1st

6;

2nd

10;

3rd

3;

4th

9;

5th

4;

6th

8;

7th

5;

8th

1;

9th

2;

10th

7;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Mutley pushed Dastardly into the lead as Dastardly was encased in a block of ice.
Dastardly sneezes and cracks open the ice just short of the finish line

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Overseas Hi-way Race

1st

9;

2nd

1;

3rd

5;

4th

7;

5th

4;

6th

3;

7th

10;

8th

2;

9th

6;

10th

8;

What happened to Dick Dastardly?
Using wind power the 00 streaked into the lead only to hit the finishing banner above the finish line.
The windmill section detaches itself and slices the 'Double Zero' before it crossed the finish line

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